From time machines to threesomes: 12 of the funniest jokes from the Edinburgh fringe

 

(From left) Susie McCabe, Sophie Duker and Ari Eldjárn
(From left) Susie McCabe, Sophie Duker and Ari Eldjárn. Composite: Guardian Design; Matt Crossick/Alamy; Sarah Harry Isaacs; Hordur Sveinsson

With the fabled comedy show off jogging till the give up of August, we whittled down gags galore from this year’s standups to choose a dozen of our favourites Tue sixteen Aug 2022 14.00 BST Michael Spicer: Why did the bird go the road? Because it noticed a person from paintings on a Saturday. Susie McCabe: What’s the distinction among a hippo and a Zippo? One is genuinely heavy and the alternative is a touch lighter. Lou Sanders: I requested if I ought to alternate the vaccine I changed into getting and the man stated he’d get his supervisor. I idea that changed into like Pfizer however a genuinely, genuinely appropriate one. Eryn Tett: A non secular steering instructor gambling disguise and searching for with kids: “All right, well, you men pass disguise. And locate yourselves.” Ignacio Lopez: I come from an extended line of immigrants. No, seriously, the queue changed into massive – the primary component they train you while you pass to the United Kingdom is queuing. Olaf Falafel: I spent the entire morning constructing a time machine – that’s 4 hours of my lifestyles I’m clearly getting back.

Olaf Falafel
Temporal tittering … Olaf Falafel. Photograph: Rex/Shutterstock

Sophie Duker: Don’t knock threesomes. Having a threesome is like hiring an intern to do all of the jobs you hate. Ari Eldjárn: I by no means desired a beard. But then it grew on me. Tessa Coates: Got arrested for enjoyable at a campsite the opposite day – loitering inside tent. Amy Gledhill: I’m from a touch vicinity I like to name York. I shouldn’t, as it’s mentioned Hull. Michael Akadiri: Being a health practitioner in comedy has were given me a few fans. I had a man ee-e book tickets to peer me as it changed into the fastest manner to get a health practitioner’s appointment. Jessica Fostekew: I haven’t were given the power for a warm woman summer. I’m aiming for a heat female spring. Michael Spicer and Susie McCabe are at Assembly George Square Studios; Olaf Falafel is at Laughing Horse at The Pear Tree; Lou Sanders, Ari Eldjárn and Jessica Fostekew are at Monkey Barrel Comedy; Eryn Tett is at Just the Tonic on the Tron; Ignacio Lopez is at Gilded Balloon Patter Hoose; Sophie Duker, Tessa Coates and Michael Akadiri are at Pleasance Courtyard; and Amy Gledhill is at Monkey Barrel Comedy (Carnivore)

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